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Seedy gobble 

One obtaining a nosh off or blow job from someone in otherwise shady conditions such as on the back seat of a bus or in the boardroom of a fully manned office. Seedy goobles are both risky and dangerous but this only adds to the fun of getting a seedy gobble.
Hey Barron, I was at my old nans on Tuesday redecorating her bedroom. While she was in the next room her best friend pulled my pants down and gave me a seedy gooble

I was on the number 19 on the way home the other day and the missus unzipped my flies and gave me a seedy gobble on the bus!

I once worked in a bar and a well known comedian came in for a few drinks. I ended up giving him a seedy gobble in my car.
Seedy gobble by BennyB January 16, 2013

Stoat gobbler 

A verbose, opinionated bull-shit artist.
Like most politicians the mayor was a stoat gobbler.
Stoat gobbler by Dick Wright-Upham December 23, 2010
A blowjob that evolved from gobbi,mainly use in Scotland and Glasgow. It is a slang word.

Also can be referred to sea weed with air capsules or balls.
Oi give me a gobblie”
“There are gobblies on the beach
Gobblie by The-Pimping-Panther December 29, 2018

Cobbler Gobbler 

Cobbler Gobbler - This term is used to describe a person, be it male or female, who has at one point performed oral sex on a woman.
Kate, you're such a cobbler gobbler!

Goo Gobbler 

Goo gobbler is a phrase used to descrbe some one who swallows sperm after giving a blow job.
Look at her lips! I bet she is a great goo gobbler!
Goo Gobbler by Sir John June 24, 2006

Gobbledy-Gook 

You don't need to tell me all that gobbledy-gook.
Gobbledy-Gook by Koelli July 4, 2010