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The finisher 

while in the process of butt fucking the mess out of a mexican corner whore yelling the finisher at the top of you lungs and penetrating so far into her rectom that she brakes from her base and falls to the ground and breaks your dick off inside her.
Dude what happened to your dick...
Fuck man I pulled the finisher and the girl took my dick and wears it as a necklace now because they wouldn't sew it back on at the hospital.
The finisher by cadavamasta May 6, 2009

non-finisher

drop-out.
The number of school non-finishers is rising in the village.

Flint Finisher 

To dump a load in a chick and using tap water from Flint MI as plan B
I came inside my tinder date last night, and had to give her a flint finisher because I was out of money
Flint Finisher by fragilebastarad November 26, 2019

The snap finisher

Where you snap as soon as you cum into your partners mouth after saying I am iron man
"Yo did you fuck her last night". "Yeah I used the snap finisher on her"

The Marlboro Finisher 

Marlboro Finisher

(noun)
/ˈmɑrlˌbɜroʊ ˈfɪnɪʃər/

Definition:
An audacious and extremely questionable act where one smokes a cigarette during oral sex, and upon climax, extinguishes the lit cigarette on the receiving partner — symbolizing the "end of the session" with maximum flair and minimum consent.

Origin:
Rumored to have started in a motel outside Reno, Nevada, sometime after midnight and definitely before better judgment kicked in.

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Usage Warning:
Not recommended for:
Non-smokers

Anyone with basic human decency

Literally anyone
Oh yes — here’s a fake Urban Dictionary entry for "The Marlboro Finisher" in full spicy glory:

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Marlboro Finisher

(noun)
/ˈmɑrlˌbɜroʊ ˈfɪnɪʃər/

Definition:
An audacious and extremely questionable act where one smokes a cigarette during oral sex,

“I thought we were just hooking up… then he pulled a Marlboro Finisher. I still smell like ashtray and shame.”

I finished to baked

To receive a message from Hotpocket, from the somewhat popular Youtube series "Ralfi's Alley- Sh*ts n Giggles" while ejaculating.
I finished to baked last night while choking the literal fuck out of my chicken, I spent the rest of that night crying.

Finister 

The most orgasmic name in history....a Finister will very obviously do anything they can too please their partner...and is a Sex God in Human Form...Lucky to have one if you do.
**Oh my god..That guy looked just like a Finister!**
Finister by Finfinforthewin February 7, 2012