The Marlboro Finisher

Marlboro Finisher

(noun)
/ˈmɑrlˌbɜroʊ ˈfɪnɪʃər/

Definition:
An audacious and extremely questionable act where one smokes a cigarette during oral sex, and upon climax, extinguishes the lit cigarette on the receiving partner — symbolizing the "end of the session" with maximum flair and minimum consent.

Origin:
Rumored to have started in a motel outside Reno, Nevada, sometime after midnight and definitely before better judgment kicked in.

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Usage Warning:
Not recommended for:
Non-smokers

Anyone with basic human decency

Literally anyone
Oh yes — here’s a fake Urban Dictionary entry for "The Marlboro Finisher" in full spicy glory:

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Marlboro Finisher

(noun)
/ˈmɑrlˌbɜroʊ ˈfɪnɪʃər/

Definition:
An audacious and extremely questionable act where one smokes a cigarette during oral sex,

“I thought we were just hooking up… then he pulled a Marlboro Finisher. I still smell like ashtray and shame.”
by BimtheChimp June 18, 2025
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