carbona 

"Carbona" Noun: A household cleaning agent popularized by the Ramones that it can be used for huffing in the song "Carbona Not Glue". Huffing is the reason many people are so stupid. Dont Huff. The company sued the Ramones for use of their name, ironically they are now a very small company and almost totally obsolete.

"I ran out of carbona and mom threw out the spraypaint"

carbona by Greeen May 11, 2006

Carbon 

A non-metal with atomic number 6. Makes up almost all the shit in biosphere.

A prostitute on an atomic level. It's able to form single, double AND triple bonds... such a whore.

A girl's bestfriend when you think about it (diamond).

Pure carbon compounds also include soot, graphite, etc.

- Did you hear Carbon is going out with 4 hydrogens at the same time?
- Slut...

Carbon by ChillaxedGuy2 September 11, 2013

Carbonicci 

The great mathematician behind the sequence: 2, 19, 38, 53, 106, 1007.

Guy 1: What comes after 53 in the Carbonicci sequence?
Guy 2: 106.

Carbonicci by Carbonicci January 1, 2014

carbonated poop water 

a drink from burger king that oddly resembles a coke

Guy: "Oh my god is this coke from Burger King"
Same Guy: *sips the drink and then realizes what it is*
That same guy:"Oh what is that? That's carbonated poop water."

carbonated poop water by viitxrr May 29, 2020

Well That’s Carbondale

Well That’s Carbondale is an entertainment and media brand based on college culture, nightlife, news and entertainment in Carbondale, Illinois - the home of SIU (Southern Illinois University) #wellthatscdale

Y’all seen that post on Well That’s Carbondale? That’s crazy!

Well That’s Carbondale by Illinois Dude January 15, 2023

carbon copy 

A now passe, nearly prehistoric term for a clone or exact copy.

She is a carbon copy of her mother, down to every detail!

carbon copy by Dr Bunnygirl October 23, 2019

Carbon Dating 

When you cannot find a partner and end up wining and dining a piece of coal. You feel let down after the date never went as well as you had hoped due to one way conversation! Perhaps next time I will join in!

Im so lonely I have started carbon dating

Carbon Dating by TheCorrectKnowledge March 29, 2020