Carbon

A non-metal with atomic number 6. Makes up almost all the shit in biosphere. A prostitute on an atomic level. It's able to form single, double AND triple bonds... such a whore. A girl's bestfriend when you think about it (diamond). Pure carbon compounds also include soot, graphite, etc.

- Did you hear Carbon is going out with 4 hydrogens at the same time? - Slut...