canal donkey 

A large fish of the carp variety; grass carp, bullhead carp: which over populate freshwater habitats.
A dirty bottom feeding fish other than a catfish.

A dude who swims in canals

Damn, I was tryna catch a big ol' catfish. but snagged up a canal donkey instead.

Jim always swimming in dem canals, he be a canal donkey.

canal donkey by eed-tera August 5, 2019

canal measuring contest

The female version of a dick measuring contest.

She interrupted Bill and Dave, arguing over who had the biggest tires on their Jeep, with "I'm not getting into a Canal Measuring Contest with you two!", knowing it would eventually lead into another Nascar discussion. This, in fact, served the purpose of calling them women without them getting the joke.

canal measuring contest by MrFauxBot January 25, 2021

Canal Bank 

When a woman collects or "banks" the semen from multiple men in her vagina or "canal" in order to increase her chances of getting pregnant.

Tracy's having another baby. Apparently she "canal banked" the local football team after they beat Rovers in the derby match a couple of months ago.

Canal Bank by Clive Hamilton and N. W. Clerk December 5, 2022

canal street 

Street in Manchester (UK) that runs alongside the canal; Famous for it's bars and clubs that cater for a mainly homosexual crowd. Often refered to as Anal Treat/Anal Treats. Runs through the "Gay Village" which is home for many other LGBT orientated venues.

"We going down Canal Street tonight?"

canal street by Jaynezy January 23, 2005

canal bruiser 

Trinidadian slang for a stray dog that has reverted to the wild state, of which there are many in Trindidad and Tobago. A dead canal bruiser in the middle of the road in Trinidad, providing nourishment for buzzards, is not an uncommon site.

Mon, turn 'dat hotplate off - 'dem bananas be stinkin' like a dead canal bruiser.

canal bruiser by Rod Brock July 26, 2006

Canal Winchester 

A small town in Ohio. Has outstanding sports program but lacks in the brains side of everything. Schools are ran by hot girls, gays, and jocks.

Who won the Mid State League?
Canal Winchester
Again?
Yes for the 8th time in a row

Canal Winchester by Mexskimo March 1, 2011

Canal Winchester 

A word to describe a story or fact that has gone way too far or that has been changed so many times its obviously fake but people seem to still be amazed by it and belive it.

1; Dude, I heard John went and blew up his car then jumped off his roof!

2; What? Are you serious man? Thats so canal winchester its not even funny

Canal Winchester by mknjbhvgcfdxd May 17, 2010