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weenie row 

A reference to the limited, coveted row of cells on the second tier of a prison housing unit from which the inmate occupants can ogle the genitals of men from the waist down as they shower.
I’ve been trying to get celled on weenie row for over two years now, the view is just simply divine!
weenie row by Dr Bunnygirl August 31, 2019

alpha weezel 

The man in charge of analyzing the stock markets and directing a group of stock weezels of when and what stock to buy. The objective is to get in and get out quickly with as much profit as possible.
I don't know how he does it but wish I could pick stocks like the alpha weezel, the guy is a genius!
alpha weezel by mrkts4fun April 4, 2008

Cocktail Weenie 

A rich boy's tiny, bite sized dick.
Lisa- "You should hook up with Cooper, He's in law school."
Sara- "But what if he has a cocktail weenie?!"
Lisa- "Ya gotta do what ya gotta do."
Cocktail Weenie by gracieisfordogs October 24, 2014

big green weenie

Something that you will eventually get and continue to get once you become a Marine. Getting the "big green weenie" may include such fine events as: getting fucked with duty on a particularly important weekend, getting in trouble for some small petty shit while being in garrison, getting stationed at a shithole like 29 Dumps.
The "big" represents the big bad Marine Corps picking on the little guy, the Marine. The "green" represents the true color of the Corps. The "weenie" represents getting fucked over.
LCpl Hooligan: What I got duty again?! Dude Im getting fucked in the ass by the big green weenie!

LCpl Didlysquat: Fa sho.
big green weenie by DvaPac December 24, 2007

L7 weenie 

A term made popular by the movie "The Sandlot," refers to someone who is being lame or uncool.
Josh is being such an L7 Weenie.

stock weezel

A stock market player who looks for opportunities to make a quick dollar. Uses all forms of stock market trading theories including momentum trades, day trades, swing trades, channel trades, value trades and technical analysis but not married to a single style. Likes to “weezel” in unnoticed by market makers and “weezel” out with a pocket full of cash, hopefully from the big players pockets whom he detests. Almost always works as a group of investors lead by the “Alpha” weezel who directs the group when and what stock to start weezeling. A stock weezel is very flexible and can hold a position for only a day a week or a couple of month but never long term.
Buddy is making good coin in the markets lately! He gets in and gets out, that dam stock weezel is making a killing!
stock weezel by mrkts4fun April 4, 2008