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slang for west london or da west of sumtin
zoop zoooop.. weezie
weezie by ?.?.? November 3, 2007
weezie is someone wiv a sexy arse
wayne: god damn girl, u have a weezie arse
eloise: thanx babe
Weezie by wayno May 6, 2005
A hot, big black chick!! Like Weezie on
the Jeffersons..
Yo, playa check out the booty on that Weezie!!
Weezie by EZ November 4, 2003

weezie love 

i made weezie love to my pet ferret last night cos it bit my bell end
weezie love by master de bates June 22, 2006

Tha heezie weezie teezie 

a fat ugly stupid bastard who sucks cock for dizzle wizzle my kizzle prizzle
Yo father is tha heezie weezie teezie and so is yo motherbitch brother stupid ho
Tha heezie weezie teezie by guido December 2, 2003

EMS Weenie 

A person who is a member of a fire department that holds no fire related certifications however holds a medical certification or license such as EMT or EMR.
"Brandon said he wants to be on the hose line."
"Tell that EMS Weenie to go handle rehab and leave the real work to the firefighters"
EMS Weenie by FF44 December 8, 2013
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
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