twank 

to fondle another's private area while dawning holiday bells

The jolly couple twanked on Christmas Eve night

twank by Silly Bitch April 12, 2008

twank 

Whut I named my boy.

"Hey Twank, get them offa my portch, and stop drinkin my Lauders."

twank by Jimmy Twangler May 13, 2004

twank 

ALL THESE DFINITIONS ARE CRUDE AND SILLY!
Twank is just a word derived from the word p'twankyho, which is an expression of feeling. "Twank" can be used to express sudden, spontanious, and impulsive moments of any form of emotion.

-"Oh no. We forgot the hyperdigicalator"
-"Ah, TWANK!"
OR
-SILENCE....
-"twank!"

twank by Cup-Sellithaine February 3, 2005

Twank 

\Twank\, v. t. To cause to make a sharp twanging sound; to twang, or twangle. --Addison.

Source: Webster's Revised Unabridged Dictionary, © 1996, 1998 MICRA, Inc.

He twanked his banjo.

Twank by Yarg September 16, 2005

twank 

a re-styled for general consumtion way of calling someone a wanker

you twank, twanker!!, stop twanking around

twank by siggins December 28, 2005

Twank 

The coupling of the words "twat" and "wank" to describe the female mastubatory pursuit

Cindy sat back, spread her legs wide in the air and began to twank ferociously

Twank by Mithras84 June 21, 2008

twank 

when you wank off against a tree.

Johnny twanked against that tree twenty times last week.

twank by Jane March 2, 2004