Stockton Heybuddy 

Method of greeting a person in the 209 by shoving the middle finger in their face.

So I fought a couple bigass Fedors yesterday when I was out riding my bike but I kept falling down cause I was in bike shoes. They stole my phone, but I caught up to them at a light and asked to have it back. I made sure to give them the Stockton Heybuddy when I left.

Stockton Heybuddy by Jason "mayhem" Miller August 3, 2010

stockton college 

#4 Liberal arts college in the nation, Harvard is #1...stockton is for lovers, we have Benny's and shoebies and some out of staters who God knows what they were thinking for paying this ridiculous out of state tuition, we have a bunch of tree hugging hippes and cops who are security guards with a gun instead of mase, they are all fat so if you need to get away...run into the vast Pine Barrons where you will more than likely get lost but you wont be locked up by Sto-Po...the girls are either sorority girls aka the fakest girls alive or they are wifed up by their boyfriend who goes to some other school in New jersey but still does a guy at stockton to make up for the absence of his 4 incher. We have gangsters and we have posers, we drink at the corner and 10 west and absegami high school girls make cameos on a regular occasion so they can go to HS the next day and tell the tale of the college ding a ling. Go here, we get sloppy and makeout and all of our frats are only a hop skip and a jump away, on a map

Richard Stockton College, Pomona, Near AC, New Jersey, Drunkfest-Stockton-The Princeton of the Pines

stockton college by stockton alcohlic July 23, 2008

Stockton On Tees

A small-ish town in the North East of England, situated near Billingham, Middlesbrough and Hartlepool. Famous for having England's widest highstreet and the friction match, infamous for being riddled with trackie wearing chavs, drunks, crime and druggies whitey-ing in the streets. There is a high teen pregnancy rate here, and quite often you will see 16-18 year old women decked out in blurberry pushing a pram with a tiny screaming tot inside, whilst sucking on a fag.

Jeremy: Dude, I'm going to Stockton on Tees next week for blah de blah reason...

Emily: *begins to prematurely mourn Jeremy's death*

Stockton On Tees by jimjamjon March 6, 2013

Stockton Syndrome 

The inability to see through your own ego no matter the expert advice or common sense being presented to you

Don't waste your time explaining that to him, he's got Stockton Syndrome, he can't see past his own ego.

Stockton Syndrome by BobApples June 25, 2023

Stockton to Malone 

words used by hot rod hundley after john stockton passes for an assist to karl malone who scores

did you see that stockton to malone pass last night?

Stockton to Malone by Richard December 31, 2003

Stockton Tamale 

A derivation of the famous Alabama Hot Pocket - when a man parts the vaginal lips of his sexual partner and defecates inside. The Stockton variety is when this act is conducted during the woman's period.

Named after the famous Stockton, California, referred to by PBS's Huell Howser as the butthole of the state.

"Having sex in the middle of her menstrual cycle originally sounded like a bad idea, but nothing tops off the bloody throes of passion than a perfectly timed Stockton Tamale."

"His love for Stockton Tamales ensured that he could never a woman after she menopause. Or a twelve year-old for that matter."

Stockton Tamale by TheYellowDart90210 August 25, 2011

Stockton Syndrome 

The inability to see through your own ego no matter the expert advice or common sense being presented to you

He'll never understand why it is a stupid idea, he's got Stockton Syndrome

Stockton Syndrome by BobApples June 25, 2023