Phoney Art Lover

A person that visits an art gallery and takes a photo of the art on their phone to view the artwork at a more convenient time.

"That twat has just taken a phot of that artwork even though they're standing right next to it, fucking Phoney Art Lover!"

Phoney Art Lover by mizogArt June 25, 2017

I-phoney 

People who just get the latest I-Phone without even considering any other phone on the market. They might like another brand more had they looked into it, but they don't care. They only need the I-Phone. Includes app developers who only design programs for I-Phones and completely ignore the entire Android OS as if it were a third world market.

Greg would love all the options on the HTC but he's an I-phoney.

I was trying to explain a widget to this I-phoney but they were looking at me like I was the crazy one!

I-phoney by Summerbees November 15, 2011

camera phoney 

What your mobile / cell phone is called when you pretend it can take pictures and get stupid skanks at the 'stang to take pictures with it - even though it can't really take pictures.

D-Mac: Hey Ben, there's Artur! You should get that skank to take a photo of us all with your camera phoney!
Ben: I'm off to get another Smirnoff.

camera phoney by D-Mac April 22, 2004

i-phoney 

anyone who owns an I-phone and never uses any of the features, except for the phone.

Dude, Jack is such an i-phoney, he only knows how to answer that thing!

i-phoney by uncle weaver December 16, 2007

Phone-Phoney 

A person that uses a cel phone to avoid people or conversation.

Joe was walking down amongst street people and decided to use the phone-phoney technique to avoid being pan-handled.

Phone-Phoney by Bob Plumeau June 19, 2008

Fast forward phoney

Anyone who forwards e-mails full of bullshit without fact checking them first.

At first I thought that guy was way smart, but after checking Snopes I see he is just a fast forward phoney

Fast forward phoney by Eddy Current July 18, 2011

Cell-phoney

Lying, or acting out of charater via text messaging

Dora: Rob said he was napping
Lilly: Really because he was talking to me like ten minutes ago...
Dora: Man, he is so Cell-phoney

Cell-phoney by Justine_Hawley February 5, 2009