heard it pimp 

A phrase commonly used in a situation where one person is obviously over exaggerating or lying, and the other person sarcastically confronts them.

Doucher: "damnnn pimpin, i swooped on these two bz's at the club and they both hooked me up... TWO times....."
Pimpin: "HEARD IT PIMP!!!!"

heard it pimp by Sean/Sarah September 5, 2007

heard you cousin

A phrase often used by the popular youtuber nickinthecutt when describing a situation that he understands

Nick “Is it a lot of pressure having a big influence on tiktok?”
Jared “Yeah, but this is what I’ve dreamed of”
Nick “Heard you cousin”

heard you cousin by shspsjdbrb July 23, 2023

Heard Turd 

When your mad at someone and you defecate in their bed.

She got so mad she dumped a heard turd.

Knew it was not the dog, it was definitely a heard turd.

Heard Turd by Migal78 April 23, 2022

heard the fake 

when someone tells you something that is false and you find out what they really up to

are you going to eliza’s party tonight?
bruh she told me that she wasn’t having a party!!! heard the fake!!

heard the fake by brandy1328 February 18, 2018

Heard it threw the rapevine 

When your friend, roommate, sibling, offspring, etc...are so drunk or high, they sound like they are getting raped while they masturbate in the other room.

Tyrant: yo, i just bought you a rape kit on amazon prime. I don’t know how you are feeling, but it’s the least I could do. I’m sorry.

Big Easy: the f you talking about?

Tyrant: I know you got raped last night. I heard it threw the rapevine.

Heard it threw the rapevine by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm November 16, 2019

Heard Island and McDonald Islands 

A place where when you hear it, you think it's fake.
And then... yeah.
It's real.

Hey, this new guy lives in the... Heard Island and McDonald Islands?

Heard Island and McDonald Islands by SammyBoi99 March 3, 2022

Heard Steamer 

The act of defecating on a foes bed. The most popular case is on a lovers side of the bed, but this act can be performed on any enemy bed. The level of success is defined by both smell and sloppiness. A solid turd says, "I hate you", a steaming pile of liquid poo says, "I will destroy you". This is far more effective than a horse head!

Dude She took a HEARD STEAMER on my pillow! It was the most rank liquid poo I've ever seen! Going to have to get a restraining order on that psycho bitch!

Heard Steamer by anonymous July 7, 2022