disasterbating

The act of masturbating violently, perhaps using objects that inflict pain on ones genitals, in order to achieve sexual pleasure.

1:"i was disasterbating yesterday with a a piece of plywood and i cant get the splinters out of my dick"

2:"i slammed my dick in the desk drawer yesterday when i was disasterbating and it is crooked now"

disasterbating by Stretch911 April 19, 2011

disasterbation 

In an attempt to pleasure yourself, you end up hurting yourself. Not necessarily sexual.

After losing $80 in an all-night marathon of playing super poker for quarters instead of studying for the next day's test, you remark "I should really get to bed and stop this disasterbation."

disasterbation by Tom V February 6, 2007

disasturbation 

The act of masturbation with such ferocity that you actually rip your penis off.

"Dear god - I have ripped my own penis off. I must tell no one about this distasturbation mishap."

disasturbation by jason November 20, 2004

disasterbation  

The act of masturbating so hard and so intensely that your penis falls off into a dark hole/vortex only to be later eaten by angry sexually frustrated unicorns.

"Last night I disasterbated, and it seems I will never be sexually pleased again. Cursed disasterbation !"

disasterbation by electra fidelis April 12, 2009

Disasterbation 

A masterbation session on that ends up messy and all over the place.

She came home early, and surprised me while masterubating. So I tried to finish real quick, and it ended up in a complete disasterbation

Disasterbation by AAADDAAA March 4, 2011

Disasterbating

Rapidly masturbating in the event of a disaster

-What's Kevin doing with his 10 minutes before the nuclear bomb?
-Oh, he's Disasterbating.

Disasterbating by The Kiel October 1, 2013

Disasturbate 

When you are sad and alone, you go in the corner of a small room and profusely cry and sweat while you violently masturbate.

"Yo, did you finally have sex with your girlfriend last night"
"No, man. She had to leave early so I just went home to disasturbate."

Disasturbate by foooswagga-7 April 14, 2013