crumpted 

When you are feeling frustrated and are done with the world. Not feeling up for much.

Man i just got home from a long day of work, feeling crumpted right now.

crumpted by Termanatoes January 16, 2018

Steamy Crumpet 

A hot, fresh, juicy turd.

Last night Rachel was freaky and she climbed on top and dropped a steamy crumpet on my chest.

I had to run out of the meeting today to go drop a steamy crumpet.

This bathroom smells like a steamy crumpet. Who was it?

Steamy Crumpet by Eaton Holgoode January 12, 2018

chumped 

to be ripped off or to be make to look like a chump.
syn gypped

"Man, I got chumped by that scam artist"

chumped by crappo August 5, 2005

Crimped 

Ugly

That guy is crimped

Those floral sheets are so crimped

Crimped by Premium BN22 June 9, 2019

frog crumpet 

An attractive French girl/woman.

From 'Atonement' by Ian McEwan.

The wine was taking hold of Corporal Nettle. He began a rambling eulogy of what he called "Frog crumpet" ­ how plentiful, how available, how delicious. It was all fantasy. The brothers looked at Robbie.

©Ian McEwan

frog crumpet by Kalivha November 21, 2009

bum crumpet 

A toastable anally administered hot snack

"Has someone toasted a bum crumpet ?"

bum crumpet by GM March 25, 2003

crumbed 

Anything that is falling to pieces.

That bitch was so drunk last night she was crumbed.

That car is crumbed, its falling apart.

crumbed by Ron S....... June 20, 2008