duu I'm fuckin crimped to the moon right now.

Yeah, I'm too crimped to function.

Them daiper nugs gettin me crimped! Cheaa boyeeee

Crimpin' ain't easy.

crimped by grainzz April 24, 2011

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Crimped Up

To be in extreme pain from smoking marajuana and being beat up afterward by a large group of people for calling them assholes

Damn dude i'm crimped up from last night man!

Crimped Up by Justin J-MONEY October 7, 2006

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chimped

Having your face ripped off by a sexually frustrated and jealous chimpanzee is sometimes referred to as being "chimped."

WOW! That bitch really got chimped when she copped a feel off of the primate's common law wife. She shouldn't have drank champagne with it and polished it's knob so much. Oh well, at least it didn't trash the bitch's Camry and steal any credit cards.

chimped by running out of patience February 24, 2009

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pie crimper

Someone of low intelligence, who if not flipping burgers and offering "is that large", will be working in greggs serving low grade offal to single mothers who force sausage rolls down their 2 year old childrens necks.

Ohh look at her, she is a right pie crimper

pie crimper by Perruzo December 7, 2009

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Crimpet

A amount of marijuana that usually weighs under one gram

person 1:you got enough left to roll a joint?

Person2: no, all i have left is a little crimpet.

Crimpet by StkdwithMeatnCheez December 21, 2008

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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