Cockleplop 

Cockleplop is an affectionate term of endearment for ones best buddy.

Also another term for an idiot.

Alright, me cockleplop...

Oh Trevor! you spilt the milk, you cockleplop...

Cockleplop by Grannytrevor February 26, 2011

Warms my cockles 

That feeling you get when a loved one suggests something exciting or provocative

"he warms my cockles when he suggests we take a trip to jizzneyland"

Warms my cockles by Littleangrypirate May 17, 2017

Cocklodger 

A male who lives with his girlfriend without paying rent.
Rent and bills are paid by the girlfriend, the cocklodger relies on the fact that the couple are shagging to continue his residency.

Yeah, that guy Jim doesn't pay Rebecca rent to live in her flat, he's a cocklodger.

Cocklodger by Early D January 15, 2008

cocklette 

a pathetic little loser penis the size of bic lighter when erected.

oh hey that dudes got a cocklette

cocklette by yourknowme February 25, 2012

cocked and loaded 

When your testicles rise into your body during sex, usually preceding ejaculation.

"man I was cocked and loaded, but then her dad walked in so we had to stop."

cocked and loaded by Nuur August 16, 2011

cocklett 

Another word for a chode or small, fat penis.

He had a cocklett, so I broke up with him.

cocklett by meowlnir July 19, 2014

cockles 

ballsack, testicles; from the song Kickapoo by Tenacious D

Oh, the dragon's balls were blazin' as I stepped into his cave,
Then I sliced his fucking cockles, with a long and shiny blade!

cockles by chopsuey25 April 28, 2007