Cockleplop 

Cockleplop is an affectionate term of endearment for ones best buddy.

Also another term for an idiot.

Alright, me cockleplop...

Oh Trevor! you spilt the milk, you cockleplop...

Cockleplop by Grannytrevor February 26, 2011

Cucklepop 

When you are in the middle of a cuck and the bubblegum she's eating pops allover your body

I'll never try cucklepop again

Cucklepop by I like beans on toast August 19, 2023