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Bennett Bailer

1. A friend who makes the commitment to party and then doesn't show up and/or return your calls/texts.

2. A large headed homo sapien with alopecia.
Sam: Hey where's Matt? He said he was going to go out and party tonight.
Andy: Yeah he did...WTF is Matt?
Ben: I'll tell you where Matt is.....
Tyson: Who cares....he's such a Bennett Bailer.
Bobby: Let's go surfing then!
Bennett Bailer by Operator 826 December 21, 2009

bennison 

The sexiest motherfucker on the planet.

He has a huge penis and is a god in the bedroom.

Any girlfriend of his is one of the luckiest girls in the world.
Her boyfriend is a bennison, she's so lucky!
bennison by Irakoind September 21, 2013

Weenie Beanie 

A character in Plants vs Zombies Heroes.
I just got destroyed by a Weenie Beanie!
Weenie Beanie by crazyben1234 June 28, 2017

Bonnie Bennett 

Bonnie Bennett is the most powerful witch in TVD. She is also super kind and caring. Her Stan’s are also super cool. She is the best TVDU character and solos your faves. Anyway Bonnie > you.
Bonnie Bennett is the most powerful witch.
Bonnie Bennett by bennettluv January 1, 2022

Bernie Streak

Streak of poo about a half inch wide on the back of toilet seat found after someone with an extremely high butt crack or poor wiping habits exits the restroom.
Ugh dude I gotta drop a deuce, but I'm not goin in there, cuz you left a Bernie Streak on the seat!
Bernie Streak by Bennytheboss July 14, 2011
When someone slips LSD into your drink and doesn't tell you.
Yo, last night was so messed up. I woke up with a donkey in my living and k-y on my night stand . . . Pretty sure I got Benzied last night
Benzied by Silky mane May 15, 2016