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splanched out 

"Splanched" is a portmanteau word combining "spent" and "blanched". To say that someone is "splanched out" is to say he looks like he's been through the ringer; that he's pale, drawn, slightly unwell; like he's just undergone a draining personal ordeal; like he's just seen a ghost.
"Wow, have you seen Calvin? He just got back from Japan where he was searching the bins for old vinyl copies of Libby Titus' second album and he looks totally splanched out.
splanched out by chintzy March 7, 2007
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squinchy squanchy 

Believed to be Austrailian in origin. Equivalent of grossed out or disgusted. Possibly rooted in 'sqeamish'.
When feral boy's bladed boomerang cut off the bandit's bookkeeper's fingers it was rather squinchy squanchy.

Kangaroo burgers?! Squinchy squanchy!

Beef squashed 

The suppression of certain temporary aggravations between acquaintances.

The phrase is a dependent clause, not a verb or a noun.
Beef squashed, let's go to the bar together.

I love you man, beef squashed.

#beefsquashed
Beef squashed by 4bobthekiller June 20, 2022

squashed beef 

To get rid of any past beef or drama that went down between two people and to get onto good terms with, typically used between an ex-SO
I saw my ex last night and we squashed beef so we are cool now.
squashed beef by Qweens4life May 30, 2018

blown raspberry/squashed raspberry 

When a girl is on her period and not wearing a pad or tampon the blood stains all over her clothes

squashed strawberry alley cat 

"Can I get you a drink?" "I'll have a squashed strawberry alleycat." "I'm not sure what that is" 'It's simple, it's 12 fresh strawberries sliced, 3 ounces of dark rum, a splash of creme de..."
a squashed strawberry alley cat is 12 large strawberries, chopped. 3 ounces dark rum, a splash of creme de menthe. 1 ounce of suger. a thimble of grape pucker. a soupcon of cinammon. a touch of rupleminze. a klaxon of pineapple sauce. a grimace of red wine. Garnish with a muskmelon wedge, a hyacynthe petal, a childs laughter, and a tampon.

Squashed Nigga 

When people are giving you a hard time and you can't express yourself.
Squashed Nigga by Shwayne July 28, 2011