When your balls are so hot and sweaty that they stick to your thighs
God damn, my balls are so squanchy it would take pliers to remove them from my thighs
by Viking Nuts May 18, 2015
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Believed to be Austrailian in origin. Equivalent of grossed out or disgusted. Possibly rooted in 'sqeamish'.
When feral boy's bladed boomerang cut off the bandit's bookkeeper's fingers it was rather squinchy squanchy.

Kangaroo burgers?! Squinchy squanchy!
by SmugSockMonkey January 10, 2005
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