Gordido Crunch 

Noun: Fat hispanic man or woman used for someone's sexual wants, needs or desires.
How to Use: A horny man or woman go behind an overweight person, grab their fat into a clump and start rubbing their genitals against them.

A: I have such a hard on dude.
B: Don't worry there's a Gordido Crunch over there.

Gordido Crunch by Do The Mario February 1, 2018

Gordens

When your co-worker proposes to go eat Gordens for lunch, but he has to repeat himself 5 times because no one understands what on earth he means.

Sepp: Let's go eating some massive Gordens for lunch.
Claudia: What?
Sepp: There are Gordens on todays menu!
Terrence: What on earth are Gordens?
Sepp: SHIT. You don't know Gordens?
Marco: Never heard of them either...
Sepp: GORDENS!

Gordens by mäge1291 May 13, 2022

GRODED 

when something is both grodie/gross and corroded.

don't eat that, it's all groded.

GRODED by drhat October 25, 2010

gorked 

being high, or coming down from a high. being totally baked, stoned, lit, ect.

Dude, Kevin was totally gorked at school!

gorked by NaLo April 18, 2008

goded 

To labor under the mistaken impression that you are all-powerful. Delusions of omnipotence.

"I heard the dude was promoted to assistant manager."
"He's just a goded burger-flipper!"

goded by Tony83 June 20, 2008

Gored

The result of being force fed Global Warming, while the world experiences historically low temperatures. See "Taken advantage of" and "Revoke Freedoms"

Erin sold her snowblower last year, after a few years of little to no use. Little did she know that she was Gored in the winter of 2008.

Gored by Ascoda March 13, 2008

Girded 

Term originating from Chattanooga, Tennessee around 2001-2006 referencing the use of crystal methamphetamine and the immense rush and excitability the drug produces. Other, more familiar terms used are: tweaked, sketched, janked, amped, dabbin, gettin spun, wormholed, crunked.

"Oh wow, look at Daphne, she is getting all girded up tonight."
" I'm ready to get my gird on."
"Ted, I hope you got your gird on and not just stupid."
"Damn!!!!!! I am girded the f)@k up."
"Pay no attention to Lisa in the closet she's just girded up."

Girded by 10:39am est July 15, 2015