failing asleep 

This term describes the nightly experience of those unfortunate schmucks who just absolutely cannot fucking fall asleep, no matter how much thrashing around in bed they do or how much ruminating over past mistakes they indulge in. Instead of falling asleep, an insomniac is simply failing asleep.

Alice: "Wow, you look like hell"
Bob: "<mumble> last night I was failing asleep and couldn't stop thinking about some shit from middle school when I got my bike stolen"

failing asleep by channel_panel June 16, 2018

Nobody asked guy 

The guy who says "nobody asked" all the time and thinks it's either funny or making people want them more.
The nobody asked guy usually has no friends,no life and no humor

-Yo I just got splinter Cell
-Nobody asked u moron
- (in this case this person is a Nobody asked guy)

Nobody asked guy by YourLocalAlphaChad April 21, 2021

aslert 

When you are asleep but alert

Megan and Sara were aslert in History, ready to be called on but resting.

aslert by Negam and Aras February 15, 2010

quarter-assed 

Half of half-assed; a very, very poor attempt. First coined by GC of Fafarazzi.

Those new kids can't even make a quarter-assed attempt at sounding intelligent.

quarter-assed by shanut August 4, 2008

asleepsies 

being asleep. but fuckin awesomer!

my peepsies are asleepsies!

asleepsies by Holly & Teannah November 14, 2004

Asleeo 

a typo of asleep usually made by people who don't sleep. It's easy to have typo when it's dark and that's how it is used.

Person 1: It's, so late you should sleep.
Person 2: Bro im not even asleeo

Asleeo by mizuki akiyama January 1, 2023

get ashed

1. when someone makes a garbage ass dumbass joke and no one laughs
2. when you text in a group chat and no one answers

When you're having a normal conversation and someone says something random u say this phrase
ex:

"hey whats up Daniel!"

"hey whats up Minwoo"
"Goch"
"..."
"yea ok buddy get ashed"

":0"

get ashed by Boarhunter203 August 16, 2019