by shanut July 11, 2008
When you can't even muster half of an ass to do something you deem undesirable, such as mowing your lawn, writing a book report, or raising your children.
My boss told me to have the sales figures drawn up on the double. It was Friday afternoon, so I put together a quarter assed powerpoint presentation for the meeting.
by gimmedatsammich January 25, 2012
by Krog April 12, 2006
John, you did a quarter-assed job by printing out all your e-mails -- they're not even in chronological order!
by Sulak December 06, 2010
"...knowing that he’s less likely to leave me for the Dolce & Gabbana fit model with the quarter-tight ass who lives down the hall."
by Miguel Carnay September 06, 2006
The drinking game consiting of walking butt naked on a dinning room table while dropping quarters from your ass hole into the mouth of an unsuspecting stranger preferably with their shoes on while listning to jon fanda.
obviously everybody is a winner
obviously everybody is a winner
by connor mcginn October 07, 2007
Jared: I can't believe I didn't know Melanie was fucking our church treasurer.
Vincent: Put a quarter in your ass, because you played yourself.
Vincent: Put a quarter in your ass, because you played yourself.
by Fedora Jack September 05, 2016