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Union Grove 

A small city in southeastern Wisconsin, centrally located in the middle of nowhere, and surrounded by pungent cabbage fields. Although not in a southern state, many of this city's high schoolers believe themselves to be "hicks", creating a comical and sometimes violent situation for the rest of the student body. Also the home town of Milwaukee Talk Radio hosts Bob & Brian.
-"Have you ever heard of Union Grove?"

-"Isn't that where they found all those corpses?"

-"No, that was Waterford."
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uninstalled 

A slang synonym for getting fired.
Wally had second thoughts about his making out with the boss's secretary/mistress in the copy room after he was uninstalled from the Ripoff Systems Analysis Corporation.
uninstalled by Duckbutt October 1, 2005

Unconsciousness 

Not being conscious. When a person becomes or appears to be unconscious, they appear to be in a sleep-like unresponsive state, where all muscles become relaxed and 'floppy'. This creates a danger to the patient's life, as their tongue (a muscle) rolls to the back of the throat, and blocks the airway. Also, as the patient regains consciousness, their stomach wall contracts, causing the contents of their bowels to be forced up the oesophagus where it would enter the mouth to be drained, but because the tongue is blocking it's way, a sufficient amount of vomit enters the lungs, and the patient therefore drowns on their own sick.

To prevent this, simply check the patient's airway and breathing. If they are breathing, place them into the recovery position. If not, seek help immediately and make sure someome trained in first aid is present to perform CPR until paramedics arrive.
Unconsciousness - (noun) 1.The state of lacking consciousness, of being unconscious.

2.Ignorance or innocence; the state of being uninformed or unaware.
Unconsciousness by Mr Munchkins August 3, 2005

union missouri 

A small town in the middle of butt fuckin no where full of fake people and drug addicts. There's sluts and whores everywhere. But what can you expect from a town that neighbors Skank Clair Missouri?
"Have you ever heard of Union M-"
"let me stop you there. have YOU ever seen more drug addicts in your life?"
"That's definitely union Missouri"

Dude Union 

An unwritten code of conduct between all men.

This code ensures that all secrets that have the potential to cause damage to relationships, marriages, friendships, work, family or anything else, go untold to females or those who would be pissed if they found out.

All information from guy-to-guy conversations remain sacred, to the grave.
Baxter: "I boned Jimmy's sister, Natasha, last night!"
Julio: "You did...What if he finds out, he's gonna be pissed"
Baxter: "Dude Union, brother...he'll never know..."
Dude Union by TJH36 August 26, 2009

cooper union

Noun. Of or refering to a monastary in the Himalayas replete with bitter study and no girls.
"No, I haven't gotten laid in 2 years. I go to Cooper Union"

(understanding murmurs voiced, someone offers to buy you a drink)
cooper union by Dice To That May 25, 2005

western union 

official online bank of scammers. People on Craigslist will try to use it too scam you.

used to send money
Scammer: Oh I sent a money order, but we accidently sent the money order for the wrong item, Please send the extra 800$ to the adress using western union.

money order was fake and the adress was africa. I hate people sometimes.
western union by Tdowns August 21, 2007