penisally 

when you are penisally inactive it means you dont have a big penis, joking that it is so small its not there. somewhat like sexually inactive

hey, im so penisally inactive, its like it checks out until i have a boner, even then its on its night shift, meaning its tired af.

penisally by noushut February 25, 2018

penible 

It may look like the word 'penible' from the french language meaning annoying, but in this case it means a fail.

"That was a penible attempt to hit the baseball"

penible by Penible September 6, 2019

penislessness 

The loss or the event of not owning a penis. Women are the main suffers of penislessness, also those who have had unfortunate accidents.

"I have no penis, i have got penislessness."

penislessness by Tom997 February 19, 2009

penisaccess 

Penis exercises fall into three categories: kegels, stretching and jelqing. The exercises target the penis, which is composed of 50 percent muscle, and pelvic muscles. Penis stretching involves attaching weights to your flaccid penis to elongate it, helping with the enlargement proses. Kegel exercises are designed to strengthen the pubococcygeus muscles. The PC muscles control the flow of semen and urine and play a role in ejaculation and penis hardness. To learn the location of the PC muscles, stop your urination in midstream. The PC muscles become tight. The contraction of the muscles cause the flow of urine to stop. To exercise the muscles, clench and release for 5 to 10 seconds. Work the muscles for a few minutes each day.

Hey Jason how did you manage to get your penis so big?
Well frank, it's all about the penisaccess in my pants.

penisaccess by sotox4labs October 27, 2009

PenisBlaster 

A girl who is so hot that your penis blasts out of your pants at the mere sight of her, effective ruining your pants.

Nathan: Shit, i gotta go.

Ryan: Why?

Nathan: Well, theres a penisblaster over there and these are my favorite plaids.

PenisBlaster by THErustyWALRUS July 6, 2010

Penisbread 

Mikel folding a slice of bread in a specific way to make it look like the head of a penis.

"Penisbread = The New Jesus"

Penisbread by Anonymous May 16, 2003

penisbetweenis 

my word, and unfortunatly... my name
the battle cry before a wrong murder

mom ,dad why?... why penisbetweenis? WTF!!

penisbetweenis by penisbetweenis "vagina-lancer" johson September 2, 2004