motication 

Moti-cation. It's something that combines motivation and education. For example a teacher who showed you examples that will motivate you to do something and then gives you the education to perform the task is an example of motication. The word motivation was invented by John Morrison as part of his quest to show people how to do great things with their mind. His program is called moti-cation. John Morrison of Pittsburgh is the world first and only moticational speaker.

My teacher not only taught me but also motivated me. He is a very good at motication.

motication by Johnfm106 June 14, 2016

Mastercation 

Due to intense lack of funds, a mastercation is a "staycation" wherein the only planned activity for amusement is masturbation. Should only be attempted by the truly pathetic.

I signed up for Naughty America for three days for $1.95, so I think I'm going to take Monday off and have myself a little mastercation.

Mastercation by RoboNasty July 21, 2009

masturcation

to masticate (eat) and masturbate at the same time.

I had to make the meeting at three, and there was not time to eat and masturbate, so i masturcated.

masturcation by djtrurasta May 13, 2005

madication 

a psychotropic medication used to treat symptoms of mental illness

haloperidol, duloxetine, diazepam, risperidone ect.

What do you want from me bastards, Ive just had my madication!

madication by mad_man_ November 8, 2009

mastubation 

To play with ones self. five knuckle shuffle, chock the chicken, to have a hand shandy, self love.

The act of bringing ones self to climax, generally using ones hand or that of someone else.

I've sprained my wrist, I really should work on my mastubation technique.

mastubation by t00t May 13, 2005

Mastration 

that sweaty odor released from the palm of men's hands when browsing porn.

He rifled through the many porn pages with the thick fragrance of mastration filling the air, it would not be long before his boss caught a whiff of it.

Mastration by snuffboxfilms June 29, 2007

Bisexual mastubation 

The act to finger yourself and jerk off at the same time

Guy 1: What did you do last night?
Guy 2: I Did some bisexual mastubation
Guy 1: Wh- What does that mean?
Guy 2: Oh, you dont want to know

Bisexual mastubation by Capyskater May 10, 2021