Masti'cation

The art of chewing
Chewing

Masti'cation is the best.

by Brandon Skinkis September 7, 2011

masticating

The act of chewing. Not to be confused with masturbating

I can't talk right now, I'm too busy masticating this meat.

by Stew September 17, 2004

Masticating

To chew something. Like steak. Not to be confused with masturbating

"I grabbed a steak and almost stuck it into my heart to commit suicide."
"Snap was spying on me and he was taking a video tape of me! And Loopin was masticating to it!"

by My Immortal Reader July 11, 2012

Mastication

Mastication is the process by which food is crushed by teeth. To chew.

Bob: Hey, can I masticate here?
Joe: Sure, I'll watch you masticate.
Bob: I love mastication, and doing it with a friend is even better
Joe: Now I want to masticate...

by YouOnKazoo22 June 29, 2018

masticating

chewing. can also be a joke when u ask someone if they masticate

its so annoying when she is masticating

by phantom negromante May 29, 2019

sado-mastication

The fixation or propensity to beat your food before or during eating it.

Sarah: Hey Marty I brought you home a cheeseburger.

Marty: Oh, I bet it’s been a VERY VERY BAD burger!

While engaging is sado-mastication, Marty proceeds to pimp slap and punch the helpless cheeseburger before taking a bite and then makes sounds of delight, achieving some sort of sick thrill from this!

by donkey shave January 30, 2010

manipulo-mastication

The skill of being able to detect a foreign item in your mouth, notably when found in food, and to manipulate it with the tongue, teeth and lips to eject it alone.

Adept manipulo-masticators compete by having meals together of food that has deliberately been adulterated with hair, small stones, pieces of pith, etc. The winner is the one who has collected the most items.

"When you spit at people, it's cool to have sufficient powers of manipulo-mastication to retain your chewing gum."

by mstclair68 December 9, 2012