Masti'cation
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Masti'cation by Brandon Skinkis September 7, 2011
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masticating by Stew September 17, 2004
Masticating
"I grabbed a steak and almost stuck it into my heart to commit suicide."
"Snap was spying on me and he was taking a video tape of me! And Loopin was masticating to it!"
"Snap was spying on me and he was taking a video tape of me! And Loopin was masticating to it!"
Masticating by My Immortal Reader July 11, 2012
Mastication
Bob: Hey, can I masticate here?
Joe: Sure, I'll watch you masticate.
Bob: I love mastication, and doing it with a friend is even better
Joe: Now I want to masticate...
Joe: Sure, I'll watch you masticate.
Bob: I love mastication, and doing it with a friend is even better
Joe: Now I want to masticate...
Mastication by YouOnKazoo22 June 29, 2018
sado-mastication
Sarah: Hey Marty I brought you home a cheeseburger.
Marty: Oh, I bet it’s been a VERY VERY BAD burger!
While engaging is sado-mastication, Marty proceeds to pimp slap and punch the helpless cheeseburger before taking a bite and then makes sounds of delight, achieving some sort of sick thrill from this!
Marty: Oh, I bet it’s been a VERY VERY BAD burger!
While engaging is sado-mastication, Marty proceeds to pimp slap and punch the helpless cheeseburger before taking a bite and then makes sounds of delight, achieving some sort of sick thrill from this!
sado-mastication by donkey shave January 30, 2010
manipulo-mastication
The skill of being able to detect a foreign item in your mouth, notably when found in food, and to manipulate it with the tongue, teeth and lips to eject it alone.
Adept manipulo-masticators compete by having meals together of food that has deliberately been adulterated with hair, small stones, pieces of pith, etc. The winner is the one who has collected the most items.
Adept manipulo-masticators compete by having meals together of food that has deliberately been adulterated with hair, small stones, pieces of pith, etc. The winner is the one who has collected the most items.
"When you spit at people, it's cool to have sufficient powers of manipulo-mastication to retain your chewing gum."
manipulo-mastication by mstclair68 December 9, 2012