Keebler

Keeblers are trashy looking festy girls or boys, often wearing furry leg warmers, and elfin like clothing found for sale at festivals like Earthdance. Keeblers are often fucked up on Molly, Acid, or Mushrooms on a daily basis. Activities Keeblers enjoy are womp womp music, orgies, spinning fire, hooping and sweaty cuddle puddles. You often find them at Raves and Dubstep shows around town.

Julie: "Did you see that keebler out there on the dance floor?"

Kayce: "Yeah... she is totally keebin' in those fur boots and fuzzy bear hat, totally high on Molly."

Julie: "Look at all her keebler friends over there."

Kayce: "Imagine the sweaty cuddle puddle they'll end up in after this show."

Julie: "Gross."

by Jucily June 20, 2011

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a Hot mom who bakes

dude your mom makes cookies for us every time we visit she is such a Keebler Milf

by TLAW July 9, 2010

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Keebler Elf Trick

When a man shits on another man's penis. Then the man jerks off the penis he shit on. After that, the shitty penis is then inserted in the other man's ass.

"Wow, I met this guy last night and he showed me the Keebler Elf Trick."

by wilson555dealer December 7, 2009

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1. Something extremely common, ordinary, mundane, or insipid. Mass produced.

2. Refering to people that mindlessly follow the crowd for no reason other than the need to fit in.

What you may call dressing up is probably what I call the thousand-duplets uniform: what the hoi polloi who are cranked-out en masse like cookies in a Keebler factory feel compelled to wear on such occasions to fit in.

by Bill gronos October 26, 2006