Hootie Hoo

What you holler when there’s cops on the block.

And forever hollerin' "Hootie Hoo!" when we see cops

Hootie Hoo by Zappy March 24, 2021

hooting dick hole

(n) A person who likes to make bad jokes in public, usually sexual or homophobic, with intent to offend people for lulz. More commonly called trolls. These people usually do not have any friends who are not hooting dick holes, because anybody else would be repulsed by them.

"Although the player base can charitably be described as 'lively', and uncharitably described as 'a bunch of hooting dick holes'" - Yahtzee Crenshaw on Xbox Live Members

hooting dick hole by Emily Rem November 25, 2009

hooptie 

Hooptie finds it's origins dating back to the mid 1950's. The original, corrupted phrase is 'Coupe D', referring to a Cadillac Coupe deVille. Over time, Coupe D was rolled together into hooptie. Used to describe everything from "any old car" (thank Shaq for that) or more specifically a large domestic sedan. Popularized by Sir Mix-a-lot, the word moved from a mere description to a slur. Oddly enough, the word can have a variety of meanings, depending on the context, ranging from pride of ownership to an outright insult.

"Man, check out this new hooptie I picked up. $500 and the dash is still perfect!"

"Dammit! my (insert cool car here) is in the shop. Guess I'll mob the hooptie to work."

"Well, it might be a hooptie, but hey, it's got it's own class of demolition derby."

hooptie by J.P.S. June 11, 2006

Hooplife 

Hooplife® is a basketball brand based in the United States of America. Hooplife® first came onto the scene in the mid-2000's when a few of the products were featured in Slam and Dime Magazine (two prominent, national basketball magazines for basketball players and enthusiasts). Hooplife® manufactures and sells apparel, athletic bags, uniforms, footwear, headwear, basketballs, basketball goals, basketball equipment and accessories that compete directly against Nike, Adidas, Under Armor, etc... Hooplife® also offers services in the field of basketball training, basketball tournaments and leagues. Based in San Antonio, Texas you can find out more about the Hooplife® brand at www.hooplifebrand.net or search "Hooplife Brand" in your internet browser.

I just received my Hooplife basketball in the mail today.

Hooplife by balling1974 December 4, 2019

homoptical illusion 

A man you swear is gay, but later find out he has a girlfriend.

"I thought Jim was gay until I met his girlfriend, so it was all just a homoptical illusion."

homoptical illusion by chauncey July 20, 2004

hooptee

A car, usually old and funky.

"Are we rolling your hoop (hooptee) or mine?"

hooptee by Newby2 January 10, 2008

hootie 

(n) a hallucinogenic mushroom found in cow fields of the southeastern United States.

"Be careful to not get shot while picking hooties."

hootie by Max Barshled November 30, 2007