Any car that meets the following: a) driver must enter car through passenger side b) three different brand and size tires -
3 of them missing hubcap c) exhaust is held up by half a clothes hanger - other half replaces the antenna d) backfires every three blocks - loudest backfire being when car is turned off e) must open door at drive-threws as
windows don't roll down f) you only get
one AM station and the tape
deck eats all tapes inserted g) can't open the glove
box as the whole thing will fall out h) if you let
go of steering wheel while driving you'll make a
u-turn i) must manually move blinker lever up and down as it no longer blinks on it's own j) must keep
one foot on brake and one on accelerator when at a complete stop k) has had the same temporary registration sticker in the window for the last 18 months l) has all the above issues but still has a $200 professional tint job