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Hoopti is a clothing brand created by South African rapper xo .It is also an old school term which means to stay on top of your game even tho you living in the struggle . Its usually used in the South African streets of Knysna K.Forest
Even tho times are tough I still stay on that Hoopti.

I know its hard man but stay Hoopti.

Im Hoopti
Hoopti by @xo_AmmiyLaRose November 10, 2018

Tree Trunk Hoopti Rida 

Someone who rides low and dirty and cant hit a shot to save his life.
Hey that guys a real Tree Trunk Hoopti Rida! Riding all low n dirty n shooting all over the populous.

Hoopticoo 

A bad state of affairs.
This code is a steaming pile of hoopticoo.
Hoopticoo by Saltenhaus May 22, 2018

smelly hootie 

A twat that hasn't been properly cleaned for days resulting in horrendous odors.
The men who are into Melaynya love an unwashed rancid smelly hootie.
smelly hootie by Vermont Fag January 7, 2017
Basically, a piece of shit car. Usually cheap and/or broken down. Can be any size, make or model, but must (or should) be embarrassing to drive for some reason, such as when you bump the stereo all the plastic "effects" you have hot-glued to the exterior rattle, instantly betraying the cheapness of your bling.

A hoopty can be anything from a '78 Cadillac Brogham with the panels missing in front of the brake lights (but replaced on only one side with duct tape), to a fine purple two-year old Hyundai Elantra with three spinner hubcaps and a vanity plate that reads BBY GRL.

The term has also been used in certain circles as an insult to one's boy or girlfriend, as in scrub or hoochie mama.
1. Can you believe he be gettin' all mad whenever somebody lean up against his old stupid hoopty.

2. I can see now you ain't nothin' but a hoopty.
hoopty by Cello March 11, 2005
Any car that meets the following: a) driver must enter car through passenger side b) three different brand and size tires - 3 of them missing hubcap c) exhaust is held up by half a clothes hanger - other half replaces the antenna d) backfires every three blocks - loudest backfire being when car is turned off e) must open door at drive-threws as windows don't roll down f) you only get one AM station and the tape deck eats all tapes inserted g) can't open the glove box as the whole thing will fall out h) if you let go of steering wheel while driving you'll make a u-turn i) must manually move blinker lever up and down as it no longer blinks on it's own j) must keep one foot on brake and one on accelerator when at a complete stop k) has had the same temporary registration sticker in the window for the last 18 months l) has all the above issues but still has a $200 professional tint job
"Hey fool...you gotta have the phattest hooptie in town!"
hooptie by D. Ferrel September 24, 2003