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douchebumps 

(n.) A condition which occurs while or directly following the witnessing of an action of or statement by a person who would fit the description of a douche bag. Usually tied to the emotional sensation of being embarrassed on behalf of another person because whatever they just did was packed full of douchery. Sometimes accompanied by the phrase "are you fucking kidding me?" and a sour facial expression.
Josh: I can't come to the party tonight dude, I gotta get my burn on at the gym. Plus I just got that new Dave Matthews. Yeah!

Eavesdropping bystander: Wow. I just got douchebumps.
douchebumps by christenapril March 30, 2010
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douchebunny 

A douchebunny is an individual who is like a douche, but a crappy one. It describes a person who tries to be an awesome macho man, but ends up just embarrassing themselves and their peers, which is a douche, but even more pathetic. Adding the "bunny" to the "douche" gives the person an even lower self esteem because the bunny is a little, helpless, insignificant, and tiny creature rather than an awesome beast like a fire-breathing dragon or a tiger for instance.

Adding "dragon" or "tiger" to "douche", for example; a "douchedragon" or "douchetiger" would still be a douche, but an awesome douche that rocks it. A douchebunny just needs to curl up into it's little bunny hole and leave the others alone.
"You're such a douchebunny! Just a little douchebunny, go hop away."
douchebunny by Abbiesaurusrex December 19, 2009

doucheclown 

Simple insult made up of douchebag and assclown
Man, Pinney is being a real doucheclown
doucheclown by Tempest3D August 4, 2007

Doucheball

A word used to describe a person that is extremly annoying or rude. This word describes someone that can also be categorized as a douchebag. They are the kind of person that is just acting like a dick for no reason whatsoever.

Also can be used to describe someone that acts better than everyone. This person feels they are higher up on the social ladder because of a fancy car or big house.
"That last customer threw his money at me like I was some kind of cheap whore, what a Doucheball!"

"Steve is such a fucking Doucheball!"
Doucheball by Oliofreak March 28, 2008

doucheclipse 

When you are trying to check out a hot girl but her douchey looking boyfriend blocks your view.
Me: Yo, check out that chick over there.
You: I can't see from here man. There's a doucheclipse
doucheclipse by nig_nog August 6, 2014

douchefucker 

1). A phrase uttered in dismay over losing a race in Mario Kart.
2). An insult which cripples anothers self respect, as the victim is haunted by images of fucking douches.
1). You Douchefucker! You keep getting blue shells in second place!
2). Girl: Are you cheating on me?
Guy: Yes, why wouldn't I?
Girl: You Douchefucker!
Guy: AH! Do I really have intercourse with douches?

Doucheflake 

A complete moron, someone who has no idea what's going on yet acts like they know everything.
That guy is such a doucheflake, he thinks that his shit don't stink.
Doucheflake by Damagedkitty January 27, 2009