chafed

1. Occurs when the ass cheek buns rub together causing severe friction burn to the inner bum region. Usually occurs when crack is sweating and dries up very fast. A red burning sensation is felt.

2. Occurs when the ball bag rubs gainst the inner thigh causing the same red burning sensation mentioned above.

NOTE: Never put GoldBond powder on a chafed area. This will cause intense burning and make you what to rip your balls off.

I was fucking running hard from the cops last night but I got so chafed I had to run bow-legged and they caught me. SHHHIET!

chafed by bt February 20, 2003

chafed penis 

when you masturbate so much that your dick becomes flaky and peely.

My penis hurt because it was chafed after masturbating for the past 4 hours with sandpaper glued to my hands.

chafed penis by www.howtobepunk.com January 7, 2005

Chuffed to Bits 

The act of masturbating with a high quality watch strapped around ones penis (you must have small wrists to accomplish this). During this high sexual performance a man will attempt to ejaculate or have sex with his hand bound to his penis by a high class watch. Perforation of the genitals is common during this activity bleeding, vomiting, and diarrhea are all common side effects

One may insert additional watches in their rectum to achieve a larger orgasm.

"Hey mate I was just Chuffed to Bits over that watch you let me borrow"

"Dude that is disgusting just keep the damn watch"

"O I M8 thank you bruva!"

Chuffed to Bits by willnotcallyou November 23, 2019

Cheffed the opps

To stab, kill or wound an opp/someone from a rival gang

1."Boys let's go and chef the opps"
2."We've cheffed the opps"

Cheffed the opps by UK Meanings January 21, 2021

chuffed 

Proud, or happy, or pleased with ones self or the situation.

Can also mean overly pleased with oneself (sarcastic chuffed) when it isn't deserved, if you're a chav.

Not to be confused with chuff, which can refer to a female's privates, or chuffpipe which can refer to anus/asshole, or chuffer, which is a insult or derogatory label for a person.

I'm chuffed to bits because I've just won 50 quid on a scratch card!

chuffed by bigperk January 7, 2016

chuffed 

1. Pleased or delighted.
2. Annoyed or aggravated.

I was feeling chuffed that both definitions weren't on here. So I added it and now I'm chuffed.

chuffed by sir haxalot February 1, 2014

chaffetz 

Chaffetz is named after Jason Chaffetz and refers to when someone rails your partners ass with no lube while you watch. Then they walk painfully and awkwardly for days after because of the Chaffetz

Man Jules had a case of Chaffetz after getting plowed by her side piece.

chaffetz by DcUnited February 13, 2017