Ted Banker 

(also known as "Ted")

badass BBQ cookin, St. Louie reppin, tequila drinkin, football loving, deep voiced genius among men.

Ted Banker is the fucking man.

Ted Banker by East Meadow December 15, 2008

boinker's remorse 

Like buyer's remorse, boinker's remorse is also a feeling of regret, but it comes the day after boinking someone. (Somewhat less vulgar than banger's remorse.)

Pat woke up in someone else's bed, discovered Chris naked in the bed, and experienced boinker's remorse.

boinker's remorse by LaLaLander17 February 15, 2009

bokeh 

The specific quality of the blur in out-of-focus areas of the picture; "the way the lens renders out-of-focus points of light." Small highlights, especially, in the blurry areas of a photo can be rendered dramatically differently by different lenses (or "faux bokeh" photoshopping techniques).

Some examples of different types of bokeh are at en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bokeh

The bokeh produced by a mirror lens renders out-of-focus points of light as little rings! Cool!

bokeh by Grinning Cat March 6, 2010

boinked

the Roadtrip word for fucked

"I met this chick last night and I BOINKED her"

boinked by guitar690 May 28, 2006

bokey 

sanford,fl

The party is out in bokey.

bokey by Anonymous July 21, 2003

Boke-Ahontus 

Boke is commonly used in Northern Ireland slang to replace the verb "vomit", which can be the result to feeling physically or mentally ill. More times than others it is not physically seen.
Ahontus is derived from the Virginia Indian chief's daughter Pocahontas, a delightful young woman who was especially intune with Mother Nature, animals and Willow Trees.

Therefore a "boke-ahontus" implies a person who can not control their mother nature calling to want to vomit A LOT.

Sorry, I can't meet up for coffee, the amount of work I have to do makes me feel like boke-ahontus

Last night I was boke-ahontus

Boke-Ahontus by Jane-Yes December 8, 2010

bokehlicious

A term derived from the Japanese word for "fool" which when applied to a lens refers to the pleasing quality of the out of focus areas of an image produced by the lens. Thought to be related to factors like the shape of the aperture opening and spherical aberration.

In photography, Bokeh is a Japanese word - the transliteration of a Japanese word for "blur" - describing the subjective aesthetic quality of out-of-focus areas of an image projected by a camera lens. For example, in some images the background may be deliberately caused to be out-of-focus to reduce distractions and to emphasize the primary subject.

- Thats a beautiful bokeh!
- That shot is bokehlicious!

bokehlicious by Ketchupz™ December 9, 2008