lamper i taket 

"Lamper i taket" is norwegian for "Lights in the ceiling". The phrase are used a lot when people need to swear in secret. When you say "Nei, det var da som lamper i taket!", it could for example mean "For fucks sake!" or "Damn it!"

"Lamper i taket, i cant believe i lost the bus!"

lamper i taket by Silje aka the pup savage May 28, 2017

Some_Person_Was_Taken 

Very sorry

Some_Person_Was_Taken Very sorry I was like W2S i was on ketamine

Some_Person_Was_Taken by Big craigs crack dealership May 9, 2020

The Shin Taker 

The Shin Taker is someone who is under 5'0, wears a plague doctor mask with a bunny hoodie on.
People do not know what The Shin Taker's gender is, so people say normally they/them.
The Shin Taker has many weapons such as, an axe, chainsaw, knife, ect.
Anyone could become The Shin Taker if they're under 5'0. If you make 10 short jokes within a day they can legally take your shins. (You have to wear The Shin Taker outfit)

Friend 1: Uhhh what are you wearing?
Friend 2: Halloween costume.
Friend 1: Oh that makes sense!
Friend 2: *Takes friend 1's shins* and that's for all the short jokes you bastard.
Friend 1: What the fuck is wrong with you?! I'm bleeding out!
Friend 2: I'm The Shin Taker, you made multiple short jokes today. To be exact 10. I am legally allowed to take your shins.

The Shin Taker by Mew_Thing October 21, 2020

Desiree.was.taken 

Desiree.was.taken makes very funny content and has a spam account called Roast_beef_69. In real life she is so happy and loves sharing her struggles with people who are also struggling. Their spam account is based of what she does when he gets bored or is home alone or with friends, family, and s/o. It's life is very interesting and his main is based around being genderfluid and pansexual.

Omg Desiree.was.taken and roast_beef_69 are so funny

Desiree.was.taken by Genderfluid and Pansexual babe November 11, 2021

The Lord giveth; his dispiciples taketh away

Refers to the USDA's pathetic practice of reducing your Food Stamps allotment whenever Social Security increases your SSI check due to a cost-of-living increase, largely negating any benefit that your additional food-allotment amount would have gained you.

Zheeesh, if Big Brother actually feels that you need more money to cover basic expenses each month, then basic logic and common sense would state that your SNAP benefits should INCREASE, as well, not be REDUCED!! Sounds like a classic case of "The Lord giveth; his dispiciples taketh away"!

The Lord giveth; his dispiciples taketh away by QuacksO December 7, 2018

takedown 

The act of having sexual intercourse with another person.

Would you takedown that chick?

Past
Did you takedown that girl from the bar last night?

Variations
That girl is pretty hot, would you take-er-down?

takedown by donald123 May 4, 2005

it takes a village 

Reference to the scale of a difficult task. Name of a book by Hillary Clinton in reference to raising her daughter.

Also, how many people it will take to clean up the mess George W. Bush made in Iraq.

George W. Bush is an idiot. It takes a village to make him realize that.

it takes a village by sukebe December 9, 2008