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Scottish 

One of the few, one of the proud. Only country not to give in without a long fight against the Romans. Greatest drinkers on the planet. Fun loving people who dinny hold a grudge (except with england). You know you love us cause you've no reason to hate us!!!
Did you see that Scottish guy last night? What a laugh man!!
Scottish by Vin86 March 14, 2007
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Scott Mills 

Radio 1's drive time dj and the best dj on the day time line up, well loved for his funny banter with Chappers and hilarious features such as "Flirt Divert" and "Oh What's Occuring"
"you know its nearly home time when you hear Scott Mills' voice. What a legend!!"
Scott Mills by Ferrari F-50 July 7, 2009

Leon “Scott” Edwards 

Leon “Fish Eyes” Scott is a less known Mix Martial Artist from Grand Brittain, famous to be insatiable in the art of wining and begging for big fights to no avail. He is most recognized for being on the receiving end of the 3-piece and a soda by the Gamebred fighter in addition to shouting obliteration towards Cowboy Cerrone only to go to full distance with him. He continues on his grinding journey to come up the rankings, but it’s not looking great for him.
When Leon “ScottEdwards fights, everyone goes to sleep.

Scott Walker 

Doomed Governor of Wisconsin who dropped out of college and is trying to end public unions ability to collective bargain. This, of course, doesn't sit well with the mostly progressive state, who, for some reason, forgot they were progressive and voted the tea bagger in in the first place...you get what you voted for...now Walker's approval rating is in the 30's. Also has only one facial expression and looks a little like Droopy Dog.
Tea-bagger - "God Bless Scott Walker! He's going to get rid of those commie unions once and for all."

Rational Person - "I thought the tea-party was about freedom...what's more free than being able to bargain with your employer over safety, wages, and benefits."

Tea-bagger - "Well unions support democrats, and we know they're all Communist Marxist Nazis, Glenn Beck says so."

Rational Person - "I see why Scott Walker wants to cut education, it'll keep him in office producing tools like you."
Scott Walker by HateTea March 20, 2011

Orson Scott Card 

The science fiction/fantasy writing GOD, author of the four best books in history; the Ender saga, as wells as the next three best books ever, Ender's Shadow, books set in the same universe.
You should go by some books by Orson Scott Card right NOW!
Orson Scott Card by Senai March 10, 2004

Scott Baio 

1. One of the most fetid and painful farts that humankind emits. Starts off as a loud, noisy blast, then quickly dwindles into silent, hot burning gas out of a person's anus.

2. A long, smelly, very foul fart that is usually accompanied by diarrhea.
"Clear the room! Somebody just Scott Baio'd!"

"I ate so many prunes that I got an attack of the Scott Baios."

" Hey, Guys! Let see if I can produce a blue flame when I Scott Baio!"
Scott Baio by Jewel64 April 23, 2010

Scottsdale Wife 

(noun). A married woman who lives in affluent Scottsdale AZ who is used to the finer things.
She was accustomed to an affluent lifestyle as a Scottsdale Wife: tanning & hair salons, massages, shopping, plastic surgery on a regular basis.
Scottsdale Wife by yes juanito yes February 14, 2012