Scotti's are known to run almost exclusively on marijuana and food, they are also known for there extensive knowledge on sandwich management. They are in many ways the polar opposite of a Kyle. They tend to be referred to as "hipsters" much to their dismay. Overall though Scotti's tend to be the baddest boss ass bitches around, and will never leave you in your time of need.
Dont be a Kyle, be a scotti.
by Hihihos October 19, 2018
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Scottis are the perfect girls (especially mine). If you ever have a Scotti in your life, keep her. She may be an introvert and keep a small friend group but that’s what makes them good with people, she’s contrasts well. She is sweet, caring, beautiful,and smart. If a Scotti ever dated you keep her, because she will be the best thing to ever happen to you.
Scotti is the perfect girl and I’m the luckiest guy in the world to have her.
by Ethan (:< October 24, 2019
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What the Romans called the Gaels (Irish) who raided the coasts of Britain and Caledonia way back when. Some of these people settled in the north, intermarrying with the local Picts and Britons and joining their own clans together as a kingdom, which they called Alba. Nowadays, these people are called Scots, but back then, "Scot" was synonymous with "Gael", and applied to both Scots and Irish.
Scotti is nothing more than "Scotsmen" in Latin.
by JBY April 25, 2009
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A gold digging man slore usually found driving a POS Miata. Found in other peoples houses while hiding from the world in the middle of noway city. Thinks he can get away with breaking up marriages scott free. Noway should you ever let your wife be near them.
Friend 1: My wife just got a great paying job as a Nurse!
Friend 2: Better keep her away from all the Scottie’s out there, Noway he can be just a friend.
by SmallBoiTruth September 15, 2022
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Scottie is definitely a thot and the biggest fuckboy you’ll ever meet. Will play with your feelings, he is funny but do not be fooled. The only good thing is he has a good taste in music but is overruled by the fact that he has chlamydia. :)
“Do you know Scottie”
“Yeah he hit me up a min ago”
“Oh he just texted me to hangout”
by That1betch September 10, 2019
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A somewhat tall and overweight individual. Their surname is usually "Robert" or some other generic western birth name but their nickname is almost always Scotty when they fill the expected physical attributes mentioned previously.
He/it/they take liberty and pride in surreptitiously depositing rohypnol in the alcoholic beverages unsuspecting females. Their living conditions are commonly unsanitary and uninhabitable by regular human beings.

A Scotty can typically be found in pursuit of heavily intoxicated females in any of the college bars throughout the east coast. Unfortunately these situations turn out in favor of the Scotty and they will quite often be gloating about the added notch on their bedpost.

Recapitulaton: this creature often engages in illegal activities involving sexual harrassment, filing of false police reports on peers, and at times possession of drug paraphernalia.
Shannon: "There he goes again."
Danielle: "Who?"
Shannon: "Scotty, he's is following those girls"
Danielle: "Good thing we didn't drink tonight!"
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Katie: "Woah! There's grape jelly all over my leg!"
Erin: "Did you check under the seat before you used the toilet?"
Katie: "Shit! I forgot!"
Erin: "Scotty's at it again"
by Schuett March 9, 2022
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Someone good looking, charming, and posses an attractive aura. A handsome man with determination and drive; a good sense of humor, easy going and carefree. A strong man that is on the path to being very successful.
Scottie, you're great!!
by forget-me-not February 5, 2010
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