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Vaselize 

To thoroughly lubricate one's privates or nether regions for masturbation or other sexual activity. Derived from the petroleum jelly product Vaseline.
Carl's girlfriend was thoroughly enjoying his delivery of oral foreplay but she stopped him to allow him to Vaselize himself for some highly anticpated anal plundering.
Vaselize by Eaton Holgoode March 13, 2015
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The hottest girl in class with the most amazing voice. She had the ability to attract the cutest of guys and is very good with people. She is an amazing kisser and knows what turns onn the guys. She is an amazing listener and gives the best advice. Gets annoyed quickly but is cute. She is really shy and goes blank. But she's the best person you could ever meet. Best match of hers is with yash
I'm lucky to have a Vasudha
I think she's a vasudha cause her kiss is out of the world
Vasudha by Bad guy September 16, 2019

Vasectomy 

A minor surgical procedure ensuring a male is unable to ejaculate viable sperm and procreate.

Vasectomies are typical performed on human males and primates, unlike castration, the male retains the ability to produce viable sperm, however the male is rendered incapable of delivering the sperm to impregnate the female. I principal the procedure is reversible but without guarantee of success.

The procedure is performed as a form of contraception and family planning thus ensuring that a female having sex with a vasectomised male cannot get pregnant by him and does not heed to use other forms of contraception. Of course, this does not prevent the female from getting pregnant by other males.

Within a Cuckoldery or F.L.R. relationship dynamic, the male is often required to have a vasectomy, freeing the female to choose a Breeding Bull to father her children.

There are campaign groups that advocate that all males should be vasectomised, there are moves for some areas of jurisdiction to enforce vasectomies for various reasons on the male population.
The marriage pre-nuptial agreement was mandatory before the marriage could take place, one of the clauses insisted the prospective husband have a Vasectomy and his orgasm did not contain viable sperm.
Vasectomy by Tiger-eye June 26, 2020
A vaginal tragedy; a disaster affiliated with the VJ or the areas surrounding, usually brought on by a sexual partner of the vag owner.
"Yo B, last night was going so well until Patrice's sweet spot started oozin' some Nickelodeon shit. It was a total vagedy."
vagedy by Illin38 May 10, 2009
A fetish wherein a person gets an enema and then lies face down, naked, on a table with cut flowers sticking up from his/her booty.
Jim wanted to vase while Betty watched True Blood.
to vase by Idaho Slim July 26, 2014
The coolest kid on the block. Name is often confused to be Indian because people are blind, illiterate retards. Everyone loves him, he is amazing.
Stranger 1: What's your name?
Me: Vasek
Stranger 1: Is that German?
Me: No, Czech
Stranger 1: Like Czechoslovakian!
Stranger 2: No, Czech Republic
Vasek by hamishlb August 26, 2013