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cocker-spankiel 

Slang for a wanker,(who may or may not also be a dog). It's very apt because it fuses the words "cock" and "spank" while triggering the amusing visual of a cocker-spaniel dog.
"If you were a dog, you'd be a cocker-spankiel!"
cocker-spankiel by benjiboy January 11, 2005
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spankees 

tiny shorts you would wear under a uniform/cheerleading outfit, only more stretchy and see through
i saw that girls ass in spankees while she was stretching in her cheerleading outfit!
spankees by hitt that April 23, 2005

spankism 

A religion, the practitioners of which believe that spanking is the only way to enlightenment.
He used to be a Catholic minister, but he converted to Spankism after he found out that there are no celibacy rules for Spankists.
spankism by SpankistMinister December 28, 2008
A "Spankie" is a new member to a group of friends that have been around for a long time (Much like a fire-fighter's Probie) This new "Spankie" must perform mundane tasks that the others do not wish to do.
A "Spankie" cannot be named by their true name until they have done an awesome act of total awesome that will initiate the vote of the group to not call Him/Her Spanky, that or they must stay around long enough to hold seniority over a new "Spankie"
Bob: Hey what's the new kid's name?
Billy: Spankie
Bob: That's his real name?
Billy: To us it is *Looking very awesome whilst saying it*
Spankie: Really guys?
Bob: Spankie go close the door!
Spankie: -Sigh- *Spankie closes the door*
Spankie by One Dunce Cap April 19, 2010

spankees 

to spank someone on the naked ass with an erect penis.
"He gave his new girlfriend so many spankees that her ass cheek was bright red"
spankees by KillerMongaloid November 1, 2009
Defenition: something that’s unliked and unwanted e.g. that haircut is the skankiest

That’s the skankiest car ever
E.g. that television is the skankiest
Skankiest by Brendan North March 10, 2018