Spankie

A "Spankie" is a new member to a group of friends that have been around for a long time (Much like a fire-fighter's Probie) This new "Spankie" must perform mundane tasks that the others do not wish to do.
A "Spankie" cannot be named by their true name until they have done an awesome act of total awesome that will initiate the vote of the group to not call Him/Her Spanky, that or they must stay around long enough to hold seniority over a new "Spankie"

Bob: Hey what's the new kid's name?
Billy: Spankie
Bob: That's his real name?
Billy: To us it is *Looking very awesome whilst saying it*
Spankie: Really guys?
Bob: Spankie go close the door!
Spankie: -Sigh- *Spankie closes the door*

Spankie by One Dunce Cap April 19, 2010

Irish Water Spaniel 

A large breed of spaniel, the oldest and rarest of them.

It has a thick, waterproof, curly liver-coloured coat which although looks similar to that of a poodle in texture, is actually very soft and fluffy.

Their most distinguishing features are their bright yellow eyes and their strange, hairless, rat-like tails. They also have webbed feet.

It is impossible to keep this dog out of the water, so don`t even try.

Person 1 - `Hey, is that a poodle?'
Person 2 - 'No, check the tail. That's an Irish Water Spaniel'

Irish Water Spaniel by Ayra April 8, 2010

Twat Spanking 

The act of the ball sack smacking the vagina during sex.

Honey, I so horny today. You better prepare yourself for some good twat spanking.

Twat Spanking by Yeti78 September 3, 2013

Shank spanking 

Male masturbation

Little Dougie was shank spanking to the porn!

Shank spanking by I, Wreckerrr October 22, 2016

blue spanker 

Blue Spanker:
When a blue shell is forcefully shoved up an opponent's anus in Mariokart.

Mitchell just got a blue spanker for the fourth time.

blue spanker by A_Pacifist January 4, 2017

Spanking the other monkey 

To stimulate another sexually by a spanking motion on erogenous, sexual zones.

I got them hot by spanking the other monkey!

Spanking the other monkey by I, Wreckerrr November 6, 2016

spankerchief

a hankerchief or rag that is used for masterbating

my mom found my spankerchief under my bed

spankerchief by Charlie Badass January 7, 2011