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Shïït Kïïd 

Shiit Kiid is the one highly unprofessional music artist who introduced his own music genre called 'Shïïtkïïdïïn'. He also keep givin lots of trendy slangs and viral forms of postings over the internet and everywhere else possible.

According to few assumed theories in Internet culture, the way we see it today, Shitposting over the Facebook was introduced and injected among the Facebook users by a guy called Shiit Kiid a.k.a. Shïït Kïïd. The first ever actual trendy Shitpost on Facebook was made by Shiit Kiid. Around 2015, on Facebook, he actually started eyecatching trendy Shitposting that used to end with the line "Shitpost from Shïït Kïïd" and immediately his followers started responding to make it viral that even the Trump's people caught the eyes.

"According to his recent updates from August, 2022 Shïït Kïïd is now planning to introduce new and more improved version of Shitposting under a new name and a new video genre which are expected to go viral too by the end of 2022".

Since 2013, his bit hideous but continuous presence as Shiit Kiid over the internet through Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, Snapchat, Youtube and Twitch where he clearly identifies himself as Super Hero who knows a lot about the Universe conveys that he is fictional, comical and creative content poster. Although, it’s still not clear that what country Shïït Kïïd is in but most of his followers believes that he belongs to the United States
Hulk: Do you know that it might be possible that Shiit Kiid made the Sitposting viral and now he is about to bring new improved version of Shitposting under a new name ?

Batman: No way, we at D.C. keep weeping and crying and dont know nothing about Internet culture but that does not mean all the cool stuffs that includes 'Shiit' in it is made by Shïït Kïïd. Okay, fine it is, Uh, so what he is bringing next ?
Shïït Kïïd by RE4DY1 October 19, 2022
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Waste mans.
Kyle: Look at this Shietet.

Jerome: Yeah all these rude boi's are waste mans yo.
Shietet by TERminalambiaNCe August 29, 2012

Shift Disturber 

That one employee who always runs to the supervisor complaining about other workers.
Jenny went running to the boss about Dave taking an extra smoke break. What a Shift Disturber!!!
Shift Disturber by will bitten October 26, 2017

Shifting logs 

The act where two people go anus to anus and then one of the participants has a bowel movement into the anus of the other participant. The second participant receives the fecal matter anally and then pushes it back into the anus of the original fecal matter owner.
Tim and Johnny have been getting quite messy with their new shifting logs experiment. Looks highly unsanitary but they seem happy.

Pizza Shift 

For those in the Late Night Food and Drink Service Industry.

The Pizza Shift starts when the last customer leaves and ends when the last worker leaves.

During that time, money is counted, floors are mopped, trash is taken to dumpsters, bottles restocked, bathrooms cleaned, etc.

During these end of night duties, coworkers reflect on and tell the tales of the evening.

Bartenders tell stories of their regulars. Bouncers seeing who saw the funniest thing of the night. Kitchen staff making a snack, etc.

A time to slow down after an active evening. A brief break. A long awaited cigarette. A bite to eat. And sometimes, a round of Jägerbombs to commemorate another night.

*Also sounds like Piece of Shit*
Hutch and the Nompton Crew have the Best Pizza Shift discussions.

Jill: What time will you be home?
Jack: Don't know. Depends on the Pizza Shift meeting.
Pizza Shift by NobeeCares February 5, 2023

Bart Shift 

Working a 3 hour shift at your job.
Darn! I'm not making any money, all I have is Bart Shifts this week
Bart Shift by woahace October 16, 2010

bool shift

A classy grandma way of saying bullshit.

*A bool is a true or false binary value in programming languages such as C#, HTML, etc.
CODER 1: I can't get this code to run.
CODER 2: That's because your code is total bool shift.
bool shift by Dizzy Mendoza May 25, 2016