Massachusetts 

Most dencely populated per square mile state in the northeast. Known for the Redsox, Patriots, bad drivers, highways with two different names (128 is I-95, for all you out-of-staters), Dunkin Donuts, wicked bad gramma, friggin cold winters, wicked hot summers, unpredictable weather, and people who hate the New York Yankees.

I'm from Boston Massachusetts and I drive betta than you.

Massachusetts by Steve1988 September 27, 2005

Newton Massachusetts 

A city that is a suburb of Boston (not a town, a city because of its form of government.) It does in fact have a large Jewish population and many of the inhabitants are middle or upper middle class. But it is a good city with a great public school system and is the safest city in America. Its schools and city programs have great sports (Newton North High School won an award for its basketball team in the 2005-2006 season.)

Newton Massachusetts is divided into many towns, Nonantum being one that has a large Italian population.

If you live in Newton, you can get to Boston very quickly

Newton Massachusetts by Smart, Sane, Super great April 18, 2006

uxbridge massachusetts 

a town that is bossin' the crew.

uxbridge massachusetts is BEAST!!!!

uxbridge massachusetts by j-rob mad fresh April 14, 2010

Massachusetts Left Turn 

A Massachusetts Left Turn occurs when the driver of a vehicle, when stopped in impenetrable traffic or waiting for an inconvenient light, utilizes the empty oncoming lane of traffic to bypass the wait and make a left turn. This can range from a quick dodge around the car in front of them, to a full throttle blast down hundreds of feet of road. The longer the run between where the car crosses the center line of the road and the left turn, the greater the skill and daring of the driver.

We didn't move for 3 light cycles because those incompetent boobs were digging up the intersection again, so I had to pull a Massachusetts Left Turn and take side streets to avoid being late for work.

Massachusetts Left Turn by endusone April 29, 2011

marlborough, massachusetts a.k.a. the boro 

a small suburb located outside boston where they breed alcholics. once you hit the middle school, one will be introduced to impregnation, jack daniels, various types of marijuana, UV blue, and adderall. only the strong make through high school in this moral ridden town.. one from marlborough is sure to be aware of the DG's, divas, a large number of brasilians, and the phrase "she like the way my dick tastes"

last weekend i hit up the marlborough, massachusetts a.k.a. the boro and saw this coked out baby mama get knifed outside a 711 wearing mad ed hardy

marlborough, massachusetts a.k.a. the boro by jeepn_it August 26, 2010

Massachusetts College of Art and Design 

One of the nation's oldest art institutions,located in Boston, MA.
Massachusetts College of Art, or "MassArt", is surrounded by a number of other colleges and scary homeless men who wander in and out of Mission Hill.
Common activities include:
Wondering when the Wentworth Bros are going to stop going to the gym, playing xbox, or wearing polos. Bragging over the fact that your dorm includes three bedrooms, a bathroom, kitchen, living room and enough food to last you for days- unless you live in smith and actually leave your dorm to visit the outside world. Sleeping through Introduction to Western Art History lectures until the sound of a jim bean bottle clashing on the cement floor and the teacher screaming obscenities about sexual conquests wakes you up. Knowing that you can get from one end of campus to the other without going outside. Seeing the entire school burn things at the annual "Iron Pour". Getting pissed at your friends at regular universities because they complain about their two hours classes- in comparison to your six hour studios.
How to spot someone who attends MassArt:
A Massarter will ussually be spotted anytime between 11am and 3 am wondering the streets in there skinny jeans, Dr.Marten books while holding a cigarette in one hand and a coffee cup in the other. Other qualities include: thick rimmed classes,wearing tights as pants or having one or more parts of their hair shaved, died or dreaded.

Example:

"Where do you go to college?"
"Massachusetts College of Art and Design.

Massachusetts College of Art and Design by imanArt Student April 13, 2010

Massachusetts Maritime Academy 

n. Located: Buzzard's Bay, Massachusettts. (1)Living hell; (2)people the same age as girls you dated are yelling at you; (3)where a stripper is a term used for other than a woman, and getting tapped has nothing to do with sex or kegs; (4)"Where the men are men...and the women are too!"

"Hey son, it's time to go back to MMA!"

"NOOOOO!!!

Massachusetts Maritime Academy by JRock April 21, 2005