JRock's definitions

wurstschwitz

in german, the sweating resulting from sausage withdrawal

scott had been suffering from wurstschwitz ever since his personal "sausage chef", mike, moved away.

by jrock September 3, 2008

pterodactyl

Harnessing yourself and your partner onto a ceiling fan in a superman-like position. Turn the fan on and spin around while having sex. "CAWing" in their ear as loud as possible is essential. Feel free to unhook the harness falling to the ground with all of your weight on your partner. Scratch their back with your talons if needed.

My girlfriend thought the pterydactol was fun until I started "CAWing" in her ear as loud as I could. But then she laughed when I scratched her back with my talons.

by JRock February 11, 2004

cocaine

Some of the most fun available

Lets snort this here cocaine, and get fuckin tweaked

by Jrock December 22, 2004

brown belt

Having Anal sex for you first time

I finally got my brownbelt last night

by Jrock August 13, 2004

Massachusetts Maritime Academy

n. Located: Buzzard's Bay, Massachusettts. (1)Living hell; (2)people the same age as girls you dated are yelling at you; (3)where a stripper is a term used for other than a woman, and getting tapped has nothing to do with sex or kegs; (4)"Where the men are men...and the women are too!"

"Hey son, it's time to go back to MMA!"

"NOOOOO!!!

by JRock April 21, 2005

crim

short for "criminal" used by white people to describe black people because they're all criminals.

"yo you better lock up you car before that crim comes over and jacks your shit fo shizzle!"

by jrock June 21, 2004

Habib

Fucking bitches and he’s the goat

Habib fuck Bitches and give bitches good pill

by Jrock November 3, 2021