kermits 

perhaps the most obscure piece of slang in Britain, translates to Prision via this thought process Kermit The Frog (from the Muppets) - Frog and Toad (rhyming slang) - road, meaning Down The Road, slang for being sent to prision. the term was used occationally by Only Fools And Horses character Derek 'Del Boy' Trotter, the series was written by John Sullivan, an authentic Londonor and a knowledge on slang.

'Sent Him Down The Kermits' 'Gone Down The Kermits'

kermits by god bless filler bunny September 19, 2005

Dirty Kermits 

The act of leapfrog (hence the name "kermits" with 2 or more men. In the process of this the person who is jumping over the next sticks his penis into to nexts persons butthole or simply let's it slide along the crack. It is then reapeated until the men realize how frickin nasty this is.

Hey I heard you and joe were doing dirty kermits last night.

Dirty Kermits by Yo momma 1000000° May 1, 2012

Kermiting suicide 

The act of committing suicide while dressed as, cosplaying or roleplaying as Kermit the Frog.

I looked across the street and saw a man Kermiting suicide.

Kermiting suicide by Yoshi_r1212 September 2, 2016

Hermitism 

Hermitism is the act of locking ones self away from society and avoiding clubs and dance floors. This usually occurs around the time of college/university exams. The phenomenon was first noticed in the metropolitan suburbs of Brisbane, Australia when many students found themselves dealing with an increased workload due to end of semester approaching. It was noted that often on a Friday & Saturday night, many social groups were missing vital members when out in public, at venues that serve alcoholic drinks, and play the sounds of up-tempo music.

Also refers to someone who is forced to stay at their private place of residence on a weekend to avoid being on a club dance floor while sober or due to lack of funds/ lack of confidence/ lack clothes which fit correctly/ generally being lame. These people are also following the principles of Hermitism.

Zach informed his friends that as he had numerous assignments to complete for his University subjects, he would not be making an appearance on the dance floor on Friday night. His friends responded with 'Obviously he has decided to practice Hermitism'.

Hermitism by Vowed Against May 29, 2011

kermitina 

Girl Kermit!! Funny name for someone who wears frog eyes. Call your friend this and they will probably be surprised.

Guy: love your frog eyes, Kermitina!

Girl: Aw reallly? Thanks.. *blushes*

kermitina by Micayla<33 May 10, 2022

kermiting 

when you are so grumpy you do kermit grumpy squished up face

why are you kermiting right now?

kermiting by theurbangamer February 15, 2023

anti-kemetism 

Hostility to or prejudice against people who follow Kemitism, also sometimes referred to as Neterism, or Egyptian Neopaganism.

The South Asian historian Audrey Truschke has been accused of anti-kemetism.

anti-kemetism by lordanubis February 2, 2022