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Asshole Hammered 

(adj.) Heavily inebriated to the point of belligerence. This can include becoming so intoxicated that one’s own asshole becomes a vessel of involuntary bowel movement.
Hey guys lets go over to bobbys place and get asshole hammered
Asshole Hammered by Howie16 December 16, 2010

E = MC Hammered 

1) The theory that when you get drunk and do something, you won't remember it when your sober, but when you get hammered again you will remember everything that you forgot.

2) A new and upcoming rap group.
I tested my theory of E = MC Hammered on Jamaal the other night, and it worked!
E = MC Hammered by Michael51 November 9, 2006

hammered to the max

The point of intoxication where the drinker will past out if anymore alcohol is consumed.
Man, last night I was hammered to the max. I don't know what I was trying to prove.
hammered to the max by PlumberDan October 12, 2005

Bridgette von Hammeredmarked 

What you call it when a girl gets so drunk that she seemingly has begun to speak German. Named after Bridgette von Hammersmark from the film Ingl_rious B_sterds.
Me: I didn't know that ____ spoke German.
You: She doesn't...she's just super drunk.
Me: Oh, she's Bridgette von Hammeredmarked.

flatter than hammered shit 

Can't get any worse.
I've fucked my life up flatter than hammered shit.