douchescrote 

1. A complete waste of blood and flesh,
also
2. A person who doesn't deserve to live.

Jarod: Dude, check it, I brought over "Journey: Greatest Hits!"

Nathan: You fucking douchescrote.

douchescrote by Kuhn41 March 1, 2010

douchesag 

1. the ridiculous fashion trend where a guy sags his jeans down so low, that his ass hangs out.
2. a guy who leans his seat back while driving his car and drapes his wrist over the top of his steering wheel, usually while wearing a baseball cap sideways.

Jimarcus was a real "douchesag", he walked to his Honda Civic with his boxers hanging out of his jeans. Then to complete the look, he reclined his seat, turned his hat sideways and drove off with his loud-ass exhaust pipe annoying everyone in the parking lot.

douchesag by Fotofly November 29, 2010

Douchesaurus Rex 

One who seems to go out of their way to be an extreme douchebag and doesn't realize it.

Dressed in his Dickies cap and Wal-Mart faux camo pants, Piechocinski was a serious Douchesaurus Rex.

Douchesaurus Rex by Mick Smiley October 22, 2004

Douchanese 

The language spoken by douchebags, wiggers, etc.

Methinks "nagguh" is Douchanese for "my fellow dicktard."

Douchanese by leo3375 December 15, 2009

doucheosphere 

When someone who is a douchebag experiences the delusion that not only is he not simply a disposable, usless bags of douche who does not assist in the functioning of the planet in any way, but also that he is important enough to actually be a planet, and he begins orbiting his own douchey self.

We could tell he was really living within his own doucheosphere when he tried to sue his ex for dumping his sorry ass.

doucheosphere by RachelTheWastedHouseWife June 4, 2010

Doucheasaurs Rex 

Someone who is a mega douche. someone exhibiting excessive douchiness.

Dude, quit being a doucheasaurs Rex.

Doucheasaurs Rex by Jess Ski October 21, 2008

douchesickle

a derogatory term used in place of douche-bag, lends an air of immaturity to the insulted, can backfire and make the insulter sound retarded, use with caution.

John replaced the medium sized Trojans Chad had in his drawer, with Safeway brand Extra-Small. When Chad brought home a soroity girl and brought out the package, she thought that wrapping would be too small for her pleasure. She left and he had to masterbate by himself. As funny as that is, John is still a douchesickle.

douchesickle by halfamind April 15, 2006