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Confucious 

An ironical misspelling of Confucius, an ancient Chinese philosopher. The pun usually lies in the double meaning of the wise words of Mr. Confucious.
Confucious Said: "Man who run in front of car get tired. Man who run behind car get exhausted."
Confucious by Confucious Himself February 23, 2009

Confuckulate

This word is a combination of 'Fucked up' and 'discombobulate'. It means to be messed up beyond all normal realms of thinking. It can be used as: confuckulated, disconfuckulate, disconfuckulated
I was sitting in a meeting, which is common in the Army, and the word discombobulated was used. A few minutes later, when I heard something really stupid, before thinking I said "That is disconfuckulated!"
Confuckulate by Mud Rat June 28, 2011
Combination of "coffee" and "fuck". Something you say when you (or someone else) think the better way to surface in the morning is having a coffee and getting laid.
Girl: Damn, I really don't manage to wake up today...

Boy: Let's have a coffuck, it's my miracle cure against tiredness!
coffuck by poOouh April 16, 2011

Confuckyoulations

Used instead of "Congratulations" when speaking with an overly arrogant, bragging person.
Daniel: "Hey, Stacey! I just turned my six pack abs into an eight pack!"

Stacey: " ... Confuckyoulations!"

Daniel: "What a bitch..."

Stacey: "What an arrogant bastard."

confuckled 

the state in which you are so confused that you know you are fucked.
I didnt pay attention in Honors Western Civilizations and when the homework was passed out I knew I was confuckled!
confuckled by Shaniqua McWhite September 19, 2008

Confucius 

Chinese philosopher whose Analects contain a collection of his sayings and dialogues compiled by disciples after his death.
"Study the past if you would define the future."

-Confucius
Confucius by History nut December 26, 2003