Combination of "coffee" and "fuck". Something you say when you (or someone else) think the better way to surface in the morning is having a coffee and getting laid.
Girl: Damn, I really don't manage to wake up today...
Boy: Let's have a coffuck, it's my miracle cure against tiredness!
Boy: Let's have a coffuck, it's my miracle cure against tiredness!
by poOouh March 30, 2011
Eye dialect is the representation of the pronunciation of words by members of a specific social middle. There is no change in the use, only a change in the way the word is written.
Son: i wuz jis gonna call ya mum...
Mother: What?
Son: I was just go to call you mom!
Mother: Don't use your eye dialect with me.
Mother: What?
Son: I was just go to call you mom!
Mother: Don't use your eye dialect with me.
by poOouh April 06, 2011
by poOouh February 24, 2011