Eye dialect

Eye dialect is the representation of the pronunciation of words by members of a specific social middle. There is no change in the use, only a change in the way the word is written.

Son: i wuz jis gonna call ya mum...
Mother: What?

Son: I was just go to call you mom!
Mother: Don't use your eye dialect with me.

by poOouh April 24, 2011

coffuck

Combination of "coffee" and "fuck". Something you say when you (or someone else) think the better way to surface in the morning is having a coffee and getting laid.

Girl: Damn, I really don't manage to wake up today...

Boy: Let's have a coffuck, it's my miracle cure against tiredness!

by poOouh April 16, 2011

old soak

An old soak is someone who drunks a lot. Slang word for "alcoholic".

His father is always drunk... He's an old soak!

by poOouh March 11, 2011