coffuck
Combination of "coffee" and "fuck". Something you say when you (or someone else) think the better way to surface in the morning is having a coffee and getting laid.
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Confuckadoodle
An event or situation which is totally messed up and in disarray; a complete failure of organisation.
A situation in which the planning has completely failed.
A situation in which the planning has completely failed.
The party was a confuckadoodle as there was no beer and women.
Dame Edna's birthday was a total confuckadoodle as it full of old men and bad smells; no women or good times to be had!
Dame Edna's birthday was a total confuckadoodle as it full of old men and bad smells; no women or good times to be had!
Confuckadoodle by John J Black August 15, 2012
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coffuck • Coffucked up • Coffucker • confucked • confuckled • confuckulated • confuckulation • confuckle • confucktion • Confucking
confuckle
confuckle by iibiitee;; February 23, 2009
Confuckupied
Being utterly occupied in thoughts by being fucking confused.
A contraction of "confused" and "occupied" with "fuck" applied as an emphatic link.
A contraction of "confused" and "occupied" with "fuck" applied as an emphatic link.
Confuckupied by Mark D. Serk February 5, 2014
Confuckamus
Confuckamus by Reverend Rapture October 14, 2016
confuckingtinuously
1. Without any fucking interruption whatsoever.
2. To proceed with an activity without any fucking breaks, gaps, or pauses.
2. To proceed with an activity without any fucking breaks, gaps, or pauses.
A: "Hey man where you at? You coming to the gym?"
B: "Can't bro, I'm tapped out - my girl and I have fucked confuckingtinuously for 2 days straight."
B: "Can't bro, I'm tapped out - my girl and I have fucked confuckingtinuously for 2 days straight."
confuckingtinuously by nim_k August 15, 2018
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