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Combination of "coffee" and "fuck". Something you say when you (or someone else) think the better way to surface in the morning is having a coffee and getting laid.
Girl: Damn, I really don't manage to wake up today...

Boy: Let's have a coffuck, it's my miracle cure against tiredness!
by poOouh March 29, 2011
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