clown shoes 

Something that is ridiculous in its appearance or existence.

That hoopdashit is fucking clown shoes my nizzle!

clown shoes by batman December 12, 2002

clown shoes 

something or someone that is a total joke

*your sneakers are fuckin clown shoes dude
*that asshole aint nothing but clown shoes
*dude, your car is total clown shoes

clown shoes by Joe Clabough February 22, 2005

Clownshoeing 

Verb: an act of placing yourself into a conversation/situation that you weren't invited to by standing very closely to people, or the group of people.

Noun: He is standing there clownshoeing that guy.

You are talking to a guy or girl and the clownshoer comes over and stands between you, as if they are wearing clownshoes.

Tony: Dude, I was standing next to the hot chick at the bar, chatting it up, when Mike started clownshoeing me and started talking to me.

Scott: Dude, what a clownshoer.

Clownshoeing by TMoney34 August 16, 2010

fucking clown shoes 

something that is so stupid that it is laughable coined by jay and silent bob.

you guys are fucking clown shoes

fucking clown shoes by elvis February 20, 2005

Clownhouse 

someone who is usually funny, goofy, not serious, or always joking

The two-penised comedienne is a clownhouse.

Clownhouse by Bondo March 23, 2004

fucking clown shoes 

Laughable. Not to be taken seriously. Immediately disposable.

Without Reid Genauer and Jon Trafton, Strangefolk is fucking clown shoes.

fucking clown shoes by portland January 25, 2006

Clown Shoes 

Bullshit; something blatantly stupid

"Did you hear about what that idiot pulled? It was complete clown shoes, man."

Clown Shoes by 0r4n December 26, 2009